Top 10 Signs You've Eaten Too Much Food on Thanksgiving 2012

Top 10 Signs You’ve Eaten Too Much on Thanksgiving 2012

Here’s some Thanksgiving humor to share from The Cameron Team.

 

10. After dinner, you are forced to slip into your old maternity pants.
9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.
8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth’s axis.
7. You eat all the leftovers…on Thanksgiving.
6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-March.
5. You receive a personalized “thank you” note from the president of Butterball.
4. At the beach, compassionate surfers keep trying to push you back in the ocean.
3. Senators knock on your door, tear up the health care bill, and say “you’re on your own”
2. Your belly button suddenly popped out like one of those turkey thermometers.
1. You’re sweatin’ gravy.

Ha-Ha-Ha—Happy Thanksgiving from The Cameron Team